Want more people on your site? August 5, 2008

do ya? DO YA?!

Well, stay in tune with my blog and I will give you some vital tips on how to get more people to come to your website!!!!

Well, every so often I will be updating this section of my blog to help YOU get more people viewing YOUR site. Everytime I update this, there will be a different color of text. You will see what I mean.

1.) First and foremost, make your blog INTERESTING and totally UPDATED. This is extremely improtant to keep people coming and coming back to your blog.  By making your blog interesting, try to have a point to your discussions and make them well thought out and somewhat planned. Although things can be random… kind of like mine, you can’t just write a bunch of random words like, “monkey, giraffe, eat dinosaurs”, but have a POINT as I have stressed before.

2.) Connect with your audience. Write something that your audience can actually relate to and don’t expect them to be there for you, but instead expect yourself to be there for your audience. For example, when writing something about your personal life, don’t tell them about your drama and then ask the audience for help. Trust me, not many people like responding to things like this. Instead tell them about your drama and then have a moral at the end that may give your readers another perspective in life. Then you may ask them for help.

3.) Your blog is here to ENTERTAIN one way or another. People don’t want to read some dry article about molecules. If you want to write about molecules, give variety about the molecules and add some surprising information and juicy adjetives. For example, “Molecules are not the smallest thing in the world and will never be as long as atoms exist. We can’t live without molecules, however, especially the ice cream version of this scientific structure, molucoolz (can’t spell, sorry) which almost copied Dippin’ Dots.” something like that.

4.) have your blog be appealing to the eye and COLORFUL, I guess. Pictures are favorites and just the web design in general should either be crisp or loud. It should never be crowded or plain boring.

BECOME A MEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 5, 2008

IF YOU WANT TO BECOME A MEMBER BY SAYING YOU ARE A MEMBER OF THIS WONDERFUL AND VERY ARTSITC BLOG, JUST WRITE YOUR BLOG NAME UNDER THIS POST AS A COMMENT!

So now you are probably wondering, what do I gain from becoming a MEMBER? Well, you gain…. updates, I guess. I will direct you to the subscribe button or just simply email you to notify you that there has been a/many new posts!!!! There will be no spam, i promise and I don’t even have the time to spam anyone.

So if you want to be part of the awesome Elladatort Club, then just simply type your blog’s name underneath as a comment. you don’t even have to get those emails/updates, just type your name if you want to if you want to be in my awesome Club. It’s free, I wouldn’t be charging you… why should I?

Now you are probably wondering what I have to gain from this. I just want my audience to feel like they are a part of my blog. I want YOU to know that you are highly important, and I care more about YOU than Miley Cyrus does. (no offence Miley Cyrus fans.)

So, what are you waiting for?

My official Banner!!! ENJOY IT! ENVY IT!!! August 5, 2008

Just another wordpress.com blog???!!!! August 5, 2008

as you all can probably tell by my angry question and explamation marks, i am angry.

under the title of my very awesome (being modest here) blog, it says JUST ANOTHER WORDPRESS.COM BLOG.

My blog is not JUST another wordpress.com blog!!!!!!!! In fact, none of our blogs are JUST another wordpress.com blog. All our blogs are truely, really, and REALLY REALLY unique! I refuse to allow my blog to be call just another one. I mean, if it was just ANOTHER blog, then… yeah! Gosh… me sooooo mad!!!!!!!!!!

Does anyone know how to change that?

Fred on Youtube August 5, 2008

I should have written this before, but I’m gonna review Fred’s youtube videos.

I would just like to say…. OMG HE ROCKS HE MAKES ME LOL AND I NEVER LOL FROM YOUTUBE VIDEOS SO WOWEEEEE HE IS AWESOME.

Point finished.

Fred is a… teenager i suppose who is acting like a 6 year old… and is VERY good at it. He uses this program to enhance his voice so that it sounds very VERY high, like a chipmunks, or of course, a 6 year old.

In his videos, there is always some conflict in his life that seems incredibly large to him, such as his one and only love, Judy. His mother neglects him and goes off to exciting, trashy parties all the time and poor little fred is left alone to fend for himself.

This is truely a fresh new look on video making and I advise you all to go watch some videos. They get better and better as his comfort grows in front of the camera. Fred is officially a internet star!!!

BACK AND READY TO WRITE!!! August 5, 2008

Sorry I haven’t really been updating this site…. but I promise you I will now! I’ve been busy with all sorts of things, but hey, it’s summer isn’t it? Can’t blame me for having a life right? lol, well, anyway, I hope I have kept you all entertained with my animal pics.

Right now, I am feeling a little jedi-ish so I will give you all some advice. This may help you get through your life in a more wise and happy way.

Advice #1: Learn Manderin Chinese. We owe China billions of dollars O_o and it would be wise to be able to communicate with the people we will soon have to pay for our mistakes.

Advice #2: DO SOMETHING CRAZY!!!! That’s right. You have about three days to live before Global Warming truely damages your lungs so yell! BE LOUD! Jump around, tell your crush/wife/husband you love them!!!!!!! throw money in the air and leave the hobos to pick it up! I mean, I’d rather be someone than be a no one.

Advice #3: Start writing. Either blogging or journalling, it’s always healthy and keeps your mind clear and focused. I admit that I have a diary that I have kept ever since I was in third grade, and believe me, it’s so fun to look back into the past and see the kind of person I was back then. Personally, I don’t think I have changed a bit

Advice #4: Now, a normal person would tell you to be yourself. I completely disagree, respectfully of course. Because you are… yourself, then you kinda have to BE yourself even if you are trying to be someone else, you are there for being yourself because you ARE the kind of person that wants to be that person….. if you understood a word i just typed good for you. If you haven’t, stay tuned, I’m getting to my point. The point is, you are yourself no matter what. Therefore, according to my mind, you have to be CONFIDENT with yourself.

Thank you for tuning into my advice column with actually advice for the general public.

If you have any questions that you want to write to me, go ahead, I would love to answer them with great ethusiasm. Truthfully, I have nothing better to do, and believe me, I can write a good advice column. Actually, that’s what I’m assuming, but the only way to know for sure is to write me a question!!!!

Give me something to interpret, discuss, opinionate, whatever. You can contact me at got2luvpuppys@aol.com or just comment to this page. Thanks and stay for more awesome posts.

Did you know I didn’t know how to spell awesome until I was… what…. 11?

I’m not really that mentally challenged, I am just…. yeah.

Tell your friends!

Marie Digby July 8, 2008

She was another artist found on youtube. that’s how i found out about her although her voice isn’t like Mariah Carey or Christina A’s, it somehow so different yet so amazing. I fell in love with her song “traffic”. You can listen to her acoustic version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pyNaWbmj5I or the recorded version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnyU7AhqmiQ their both AMAZING and she is absolutely moving up. So, check her out, it’s totally worth it.

The song traffic is amazing, the beggining, I don’t really get, but the chorus is AMAZING!!!!!!!!! I know I have to stop saying AMAZING but it’s too AMAZING to not say AMAZING about.

So, pleasepleaseplease check it out! It’s AMAZING, lol.

Here she is:

baby animal pictures July 3, 2008

Another entertaining but meaningless post by me this one is about cute baby animals…

There was actually a baby rabbit stuck in our garage…. it was almost like this one!!! How cute is THIS??!!

these are so small and extraodinary, i think it gives a whole new meaning of cute.

This is probably the cutest panda I have EVER seen!!!! It’s damn adorable!!!!!

Even though I am against dressing animals for fashion, can you believe this CUTE face???

Starbucks July 3, 2008

I’m sure everyone has heard of Starbucks and most everyone has gone to it before. If you haven’t, Starbucks is the awesomest coffee shop in the world!!! (ok, that was a little opinionated, but still).

However, there has been a rumor that Starbucks is closing down O_o

WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT STARBUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

First official update on Ella July 3, 2008

Hey guys. So you have probably heard a little about my little Ella… the russian tortoise!

I guess you could say she was the cute animal I dedicated this blog to. Or at least the name

She is doing ok right now. The sun is out and the weather is warm, so she likes to bask on a toasty warm rock.

I don’t have a picture of her ready at the moment, but here is what a russian tortoise (in general) looks like.